Make This Your Homepage Email This Page to a Friend
Add This Page To Your Favorites Join Our Email List
Home Page Funny Pictures Fun Pages Games Downloads Funny Post Cards Shop at Joke-Pages.com Drinking Games
Jokes In Your Box
eMail Archives
Joke Search
 
Joke Categories
Animal Jokes
April Fools Jokes
Barack Obama Jokes
Bill Clinton Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Blonde Q&A
Celebrity Jokes
Computer Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Drinking / Bar Jokes
Family Funnies
Foreign Jokes
Funny Pictures
Golf Jokes
Gross Jokes
Holiday Humor
Insults
Lawyer Jokes
Little Johnny Jokes
Medical Jokes
Men / Women Jokes
Mommy Mommy Jokes
Other Jokes
Pickup Lines
Polish Jokes
Political Jokes
Priceless Pictures
Redneck Jokes
Relationships & Marriage
Religious Jokes
School Jokes
Sport Jokes
Viagara Jokes
Work Jokes
Yo Mamma Jokes
Your Mamma Jokes

Joke of the Day
Submit Your Joke
Random: Joke | Picture

Top Drinking Games
Blowing game
Kings
Asshole
Power Hour VX - Version 5.0
A Better Sociables
Jugs
Bullshit
Ashly's Game
I Never
The Go-Fish Drinking Game

List Games | Add A Game
Random Drinking Game

Top Drink Recipes
Cosmopolitan
Sex in the Pool
Blow Job
Absolut Sex
Margarita
Mimosa
Manhattan
Blue Hawaiian
hairy buffalo
Pop The Cherry

List Recipes | Add A Recipe
Drink of the Day
Random Drink Recipe

Other Great Sites
College Drunk Fest
Buy Cigarettes Online
Special Offers...
Boston Massage Therapy
Celebrity Pictures
LaughLine.com
Sponsor


Free Web Site Content
Add Our Jokes to Your Site
Add Our Pictures to Your Site
Add Our Drinks to Your Site
Babe of the Day
Funny Picture of the Day
About Us
Register
Login
Privacy Policy
Copyright Information
Contact Us
Special Offers

Joke Home > Yo Mamma Jokes > Yo Mamma is So Stupid

Yo Mamma Is So Stupid...


Add Your Yo Mama Joke | Your Yo Mamma Jokes
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
  • Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  • Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
  • Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

View All Yo Mamma Jokes


Add Your Yo Mama Joke | Your Yo Mamma Jokes


Other Great Sites
Naughty Files
Dink Lump
Nethitters.com
Cap'n !ncredible
Another Site
Humping Frog
Humour eCards
Adult Humor
Animal Jokes
Brain Teasers
Funny Jokes
Funny Pics
Funny Pictures
Lawyer Jokes
Salvia Divinorum
Silly Humor
Fun LOL

Another Site By LoudOffice.com
eXTReMe Tracker