A man was walking along a rusty iron path minding his own business, when he came across a bridge made of your mums excrement. He crossed the bridge but was stopped at the end by a giant turnip by the name of bill! The man said to bill "why did you stop me" bill replied "i want you in my shed!" The man ran away screaming. He soon came to a crossing whereupon a man lay dying in the road as he was shot by a blind ape called norris. The dying man asked for help, but the other man said "fuck you!" The end.