One day me and a friend of mine got really bored so my wienie dog jumped up on my lap. So me and my friend started cracking jokes about wienies here they are: I hate when my wienie eats dog food. I hate when my wienie chases the cat. i hate when my wienie humps dogs. I hate when my wienie pees on the floor i hate when my wienie licks people in the face. I hate when my wienie trys to lick my face. I hate when my wienie sniffs dogs butts.
