two guys are in and alley and their buzz is fading off. They don't have enought money between them to get drunk again. so the first guy says "give all of you money, I got an idea" so with the money the buy a hot dog" the second guy is pissed and says " wtf? a hot dog wont get me drunk!" the first guy says "trust me on this I have a good Idea. follow my lead at the bar" so the go to a bar and they order drinks and such for a while, and the bartender says " I hope you have enough money to pay for those." and the first guy gets up unzips his fly and the second guy gets down on his knees and starts to give him a blowjob. disgusted, the bartender throws them out without paying. amazed at how well it works, they go to about 7 other bars and do the same thing. after they are dead drunk the first guy says " man who knew that hot dog would actually work!" So the second guy says " what hot dog? I ate it after the secong bar"