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Joke Home > Bill Clinton Jokes > Bill DIES


Total Views: 14,803 Last Updated: 2/16/2004 Number Votes: 118 | Average: 1.04

There is a guy that lives on the 25th floor of his apartment building    He thinks his wife is cheating on him, so he comes home and finds his wife naked on the bed, and a guy hanging out the window in his bath robe. So he crushes his hands but he lands in some bushes and doesn't die. So the guy throws the refridgerator out the window and he slips and falls and they both die.    God just passed a new law that says you have to have a bad day to get into heaven.    So the first guy goes up to the gatekeeper and tells that story at the top. The gatekeeper says ok you can go into heaven.    The second guy goes up to the gatekeeper and says, imagine this your on the 26th floor of your apartment building, exercising in your bath robe when you slip and fall out the window and you grab on to the ledge of the floor below, then this guy comes over and crushes your hands, but you land in some bushes and don't die but then you get crushed by a refridgerator. So the gatekeeper says ok.    So then Bill Clinton walks up and says imagine this your in a refridgerator naked and you fall 25 stories.

Thanks to Chris Gagan for this joke. 

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