(Sung To The BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MUSIC)
Dere once was a story bout a man named Bill,
da poor president couldn't keep his willie still.
Then one day he was working at his desk
When in comes Monica and shows him her chest.
Boobs, that is. Two of 'em. Bodacious ta-ta's.
Ya'll kneel down now, ya hear?
Well da next ting ya know Monica's on her knees
Mouth open wide and happy as you please
Bill says "oh yeah" don't say a ting
If you do a good job well have a fling
Blow job, that is. White House scandal
Well Bill lost his cool and he came upon her dress,
He said clean it up cuz you really look a mess.
And you're invited here next week to this locality,
To have a heaping helping of little Willie C.
Week after week Monica's on her knees
Keeping little Willie C as happy as you please
Then one day she contain herself no more
She let out her story about being a white house whore
Bad girl that is, blow jobs and bodacious ta-ta's
Now we know loose lips sink ships and Monica's a whore,
Hillary is still a bitch, and Bill is still a bore.
The country's in the toilet and the people cry "No more!"
But if we oust the cheating jerk we have to live with Gore
The country is disgusted at such a scary thought
We all know he's a man just thinkin gbout a twat
Amazin' how he could lie up on dat stand
It comes down to da fact dat he's just a horny man
Men are always horny, and that's just the way they're made
When you think they're workin they're just wantin to get laid.
So if they find a willing woman they can put to bed
They'll forget about everything just to get some head.
Wiener schnitzel, that is.
So now you herd the story bout our Preserdent
Wonderin if dis little fling will cost him every cent
So da moral of da story is to do it quietly
Don't lust for your interns sexual hospitality
YA'LL CUM BACK NOW, YA HERE!!!!