Q. Why is Barack Obama running for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party didn’t have enough voters.
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry Obama to Barack Obama?
A. He thought “Barry” sounded too American.
When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either
had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube.
Q. What do Obama Messiah followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.