Bill Clinton said, "I didnít inhale."
Barack Obama says, "I didnít inject."
Richard Nixon said "I am not a crook!"
Barack Obama says "I am not on crack!"
Q. Whatís the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q. Why doesnít Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.