there was this guy with a speech impeddiment and he went shopping one day, so the first place he went was to a convienience store to buy something. So he walked up to the clerk and said " I wants some bum" the clerk said " WA?" and he replied " I wants the finest piece of bum you got" and the clerk said "this is a convienience store not a porn shop" and the man said " no not that some bum you know to chew" and finaly the clerk cought on and said " oohhhhhhh you mean gum ok here is some gum" so the next stop the guy went to is the hardware store and he went up to a worker and said " I wants a fuckit" and the worker got furrious and said "what the fuck did you say?" and the man replied" i only wants a fuckit to put stuff in dont get upset" and the worker said " ohhhhhhhh you must mean a bucket... im sorry i thought u wanted sumthing else" So the last place he went was to the pet shop. So he said a worker "can i have your cock and spankit". The worker was outraged and called a police man over that was in the store browsing and the cop was going to arrest him until the man said " I only wanted one of those cock and spankits so i can teach it tricks" and the cop and the worker stoped and laughed and said you must want a cockerspaniel! and the man said "yes i wanted a cock and spankit" so as the man was leaving to go home his dog broke off his lease and he went to go get him but before he went to catch him he stopeda woman on the road and said" hi miss can you please hold my bum and fuckit while i go catch my cock and spankit"