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Joke Home > Insults > Different Ways To Say "You're Stupid"

Different Ways To Say "You're Stupid"

Total Views: 28,554 Last Updated: 5/16/2002 Number Votes: 135 | Average: 1.39

* A few clowns short of a circus. * A few fries short of a Happy Meal. * An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. * A few beers short of a six-pack. * Dumber than a box of hair. * A few peas short of a casserole. * Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box. * The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. * One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. * One taco short of a combination plate. * A few feathers short of a whole duck. * All foam, no beer. * The cheese slid off her cracker. * Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. * Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. * He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. * An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. * As smart as bait. * Chimney's clogged. * Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. * Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. * Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. * Forgot to pay her brain bill. * Her sewing machine's out of thread. * His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. * His belt doesn't go through all the loops. * If she had another brain, it would be lonely. * Missing a few buttons on his remote control. * No grain in the silo. * Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. * Receiver is off the hook. * Several nuts short of a full pouch. * Skylight leaks a little. * Slinky's kinked. * Surfing in Nebraska. * Too much yardage between the goal posts. * Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. * The lights are on, but nobody's home. * 24 cents short of a quarter.

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