There was a man who had a extremely huge penis. However he had a really bad stammerring probling because of it so after making love to his wife one night she says that the stammerring is annoying and he needed to get a couple of inches off. So he went to the doctor and he says hhh-e-yyyy Ddd-ooo-cc mmmy wwiiffee ssaaaayss I-I-I-I nnnneeddd ttto get a cccooouuuppple iiinccchhheess ooff cccccaaaaauuuuussssseeee oofff mmmyyyy sssstttaaaammmmmmmeeeerrrriiiinnnnggg. So the doctor does the operation and the man went home to his wife and she said she was happy that he had stopped stutterring but he wasn't performing capably enough and she sent him back to get the inches back. So he goes to the doctor and he says hey doc my wife says she is glad that I can talk but I ain't keeping her satisfied in bed so I need my inches back and the doctor replied " I-I-I-I-I-I C-C-CAN'T D-D-DO T-T-H-HAT"