there was 3 men who just went to heven and one angel said "don't step on a duck because god loves his ducks."on the 1st day the 1st man steped on a duck and an angel came down and tide a fat ugly woman. the next day the 2nd guy was walking and steped on a duck .well guess what he got tide to and ulgy grumpy fat bitch of a woman. well the 3rd guy was walking the nexted day and did not step on a duck.he got tide to the most butiful girl.he said "i wonder how i got stuck with sush a butifle girl." she said "i don't know about you but i steped on a duck!"