A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into the pond, and ran all the way home. At dinner, his father told the story of how George Washington chopped down the cherry tree. Feeling incredibly guilty, the little boy 'fessed up and told his father about what had happened. Soon, the boy was spanked, and how!
"Wait, dad! What's going on? I told you the truth!"
"Yes, you did. But George Washington's dad wasn't in the tree when he chopped it down!"