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Joke Home > Family Funnies > A woman and her twins

A woman and her twins

Total Views: 14,304 Last Updated: 2/28/2004 Number Votes: 47 | Average: 0.34

There once was a woman with two twins. They were both only nine years old. One was a manic depressant and another was constantly optimistic. She went to see a psychiatrist one day about her children.   “I can’t stand it doctor! No matter what I do, one is always happy, and one is always sad! You have to help me, I’m going crazy!” she had complained. The doctor suggested putting the depressant in a room where he has no choice but to be happy, and the optimist in a room where he has no choice but to be unhappy. She agreed and set up two rooms. She put one of her twins in a room full of toys and arcade games and the other twin in a room full of horse manure.   Two hours later, she returned to see the boys’ progress. First, she checked on the depressant. He was sitting in the middle of the room huddled up in a fetal position.   “What’s wrong?” she asked. The boy shrugged.   “I just know that the toys will break if I touch then, or the games will run out of batteries, or will-“   “Ok, ok. You can come out now.” His mother hung her head low in disappointment. Next she went to check on the other child. When she looked in, there was the boy throwing manure everywhere with a big smile.   “What are you doing?!” yelled his mother. He stopped and looked at her with big eyes.   “I just know there’s a horsy in here somewhere!”

Thanks to Rachelle LaKatee for this joke. 

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