A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air, " thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it, " he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes, " he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."