A man walks into a bar with a small box under his arm sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender cannot help but hear music coming from the box. He asked the man "what's in the box"?
The man says a small male pianist with a piano.
The bartender asked to see.
The man opens the box and there is a little man playing a little piano.
"WOW" say's the bartender how did you get that?
The man say's he was walking on the beach one day and found a magic lamp and made a wish and there it was.
WOW, do you still have the lamp? asked the bartender.
Sure do, you want to try it asked the man. HECK YEAH!
So, the man gave the bartender the lamp and the bartender rubbed it and wished for a million bucks.
BANG!! a big cloud of smoke and the was a million ducks, ducks everywhere. Gee, said the bartender I wished for bucks not ducks I think the lamp must have trouble hearing.
No Kidding, said the man do you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist!!!