Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon. Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon.
Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut. Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to attend.
Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall. Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mt. Dew into a recitation class.
Freshman: Calls the professor "Professor." Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."
Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class. Senior: Drives to class if it's further than three blocks away.
Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade. Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.
Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university. Senior: Knows where the next class is. Maybe...
Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed. Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.
Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are. Seniors: Has 'own' personal workstation.
Freshmen: Use the campus buses to go everywhere. Seniors: Use the campus buses to run block while crossing the street.
Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay. Seniors: Worry about the last GRE essay.
Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week. Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... ....maybe.
Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year. Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.
Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm. Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm.
Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night. Senior: Calls Domino's every other night.
Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs. Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer.
Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions Senior: Offers to 'tutor' conscientious frosh of opposite sex...
Freshman: Goes on grocery shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving onto campus
Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room
Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class