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Joke Home > Golf Jokes > Hitman


Total Views: 14,236 Last Updated: 8/1/2003 Number Votes: 70 | Average: 1.47

Two friends are playing golf at the local club when a stranger aproaches them and asks if he can join them, they say he can and they start playing.    A few holes later they get talking about work and they ask the stranger what he does and he replies he's a hitman, the two guys don't believe him and he tells them to check his bag, inside theres a Rifle with scope. they ask to have a look at it and the hitman givesthem permission, One of the guys is looking down the scope and realises he can see his house and tells his friend, He looks at his window to see his wife and his best friend naked kissing, he asks the hitman how much it costs for his work he repllies " $1,000 every time i pull the trigger" the man asks the hitman for two shots, One in my best friends cock for screwin his wife and one in wifes mouth for all the nagging she does. The hitman lays in the prone position taking aim.    Ten Minutes later he still hasnt fired and the guy asks him "Why arent you shooting?" The Hitman replies "Shut Up, Im about to save you a $1,000"

Thanks to Will Lakeson for this joke. 

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