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Joke Home > Work Jokes > Rumored Corporate Mergers

Rumored Corporate Mergers

Total Views: 10,737 Last Updated: 5/16/2002 Number Votes: 50 | Average: 0.00

It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems. This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Failed merger: Yahoo and Netscape. Net 'n Yahoo didn't work out because they would have to relocate the headquarters located in Tel Aviv.

Proposed merger: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers, to be called Fairwell Honeychild.

Rumored merger: Wurlitzer with Xerox. They are going to market reproductive organs.

Possible merger: Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler -- to be called...Poly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merger: mmmGood

John Deere andAbitibi-Price: Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi,Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da

Swissair andCheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese

Honeywell, Imasco and HomeOil: Honey, I'm Home

Luvs Diapers and HertzRent-a-Car: Luv Herts

Upjohn and Chuckie CheesePizza: UpChuck

White Castle Burgers andGlad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags

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