A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they
come upon a wishing well. The woman leans over, makes a
wish, and throws in a quarter.
Her husband decides he wants to make a wish, also.
Unfortunately, he leans over too far, falls down into
the well, and drowns.
The woman stands there shaken for a moment, and
then exclaims, "BLOODY HELL, IT WORKS!!!