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Joke Home > Relationships & Marriage > Why aren't you married?

Why aren't you married?

Total Views: 11,835 Last Updated: 9/13/2002 Number Votes: 33 | Average: 0.00

Are you getting sick of people asking you why you're not married yet? Well, here are a few of my favorite answers:

"Why aren't you married yet....???"

-- I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

-- What? And spoil my great sex life?

-- Nobody would believe me in white.

-- Because I just love hearing this question.

-- Just lucky, I guess.

-- It gives my mother something to live for.

-- My fiancÚ is awaiting parole.

-- I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

-- Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

-- I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

-- It didn't seem worth a blood test.

-- I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

-- I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

-- What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

-- We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.

-- I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

-- Why aren't you thin?

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