A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and very nervous. On the wedding night she cowers naked under the bed sheets while her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring, I know is firs time you, an you flighten! I unnastan! I plomise do anyting you wan. I plomise give anyting you wan. What you wan?"
"I wanna do numma sixty nine", she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled, and says, "You wanna beef with broccorri?