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Joke Home > Men / Women Jokes > How To Make A Woman Happy

How To Make A Woman Happy

Total Views: 20,055 Last Updated: 5/15/2004 Number Votes: 103 | Average: 1.89

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :    1. a friend  2. a companion  3. a lover  4. a brother  5. a father  6. a master  7. a chef  8. an electrician  9. a carpenter  10. a plumber  11. a mechanic  12. a decorator  13. a stylist  14. a sexologist  15. a gynaecologist  16. a psychologist  17. a pest exterminator  18. a psychiatrist  19. a healer  20. a good listener  21. an organiser  22. a good father  23. very clean  24. sympathetic  25. athletic  26. warm  27. attentive  28. gallant  29. intelligent  30. funny  31. creative  32. tender  33. strong  34. understanding  35. tolerant  36. prudent  37. ambitious  38. capable  39. courageous  40. determined  41. true  42. dependable  43. passionate    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:  44. give her compliments regularly  45. love shopping  46. be honest  47. be very rich  48. not stress her out  49. not look at other girls    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:  50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself  51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself  52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:  53. to never forget:    * birthdays  * anniversaries  * arrangements she makes      HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY    1. Shag him  2. Leave him in peace

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