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Joke Home > Dirty Jokes > a blonde needs to call her mom

a blonde needs to call her mom

Total Views: 12,928 Last Updated: 7/28/2009 Number Votes: 72 | Average: 0.39

theres a blonde and she needs to call her mom so she goes to tha pay phone picks up tha phone and dials her moms number and tha phone says, "please deposite 75 cents and dial your number again" "shit!" says tha blonde being as she doesnt have any money so she goes down tha street and asks a lady "do you have 75 cents i can have so i can call my mom" well tha ladys husbands checkin tha blonde out tha lady sees him and gets mad (u know how bitches are) and shes like "no" so tha blonde walks into tha bar and asks tha bartender can she use tha phone and tha bartender says, "no im sorry its for buisness use only, but u can probley ask one'a those guys over by tha pool table for 75 cents so u can use tha pay phone" and tha blondes like, "thanx thats a great idea!" so tha blonde walks over to tha pool tables and asks for 75 cents and one guy puts down his pool stick smiles real big and says, "yeah ill let you make a phone call follow me to tha bathroom" so tha blonde and tha drunk guy from tha bar go to tha bathroom when they get in there tha drunk guy pulls down his pants a whips his dick out and says, "go ahead honey you know what to do" and the blonde gets on her knees grabs his dick and puts it up to her ear and says, "hello mom"  lmfao

Thanks to leesa brent for this joke. 

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