A man walks into a bar and see's a special going on. He reads the sign and it says complete 3 tasks and win a lifetime supply of boose. So he asks the bartender "wut are the three tasks?" The bartender replies "1. drink three bottles of tequila 2. theres an alligater with a sore tooth out back u gotta pull it 3. there's a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm u hafta give it to her. So the man says Ok give me the tequila! He drinks down all the bottles 2 gulps each. Then he says "ok bring me out back." Then there is shredding noises and growling. He comes back inside his shirt is all torn and he says to the bartender "Now where's the girl with the sore tooth".