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Joke Home > Dirty Jokes > 3 rooms of Hell

3 rooms of Hell

Total Views: 30,551 Last Updated: 4/28/2003 Number Votes: 188 | Average: 1.78

There was a man that died and went to hell. The Devil said to him "Regardless of what you have heard, we run things down here a lil' different. I'm gonna take you to our 3 rooms of Hell and you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in."     So the Devil took him to the first room and opened the Door. The man saw a huge lake of fire and people were burning. The man said "no way, i dont want to go in there."    So the Devil took him to the second room and opened the Door. The man saw a huge room where people were being tortured. People were screaming and begging for mercy. The man said "no way, i dont want to go in there."    So the Devil took him to the 3rd room and opened the Door. The man saw a huge room where people were standin neck high in sewage, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffe. So the man said "this room aignt so bad, Ill take it." The devil replied, "are you sure cause there is no changing your mind after this point." The man replied with a yes.    So when the man got in the sewage, he thought, "well this isn't so bad, a lil' smelly but it will do. 2mins later, the Devil came in the room and said " OK EVERYBODY, COFFE BREAK IS OVA, BACK ON YOUR KNEES."

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