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Joke Home > Blonde Jokes > A blonde and a lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer

Total Views: 22,079 Last Updated: 4/5/2004 Number Votes: 187 | Average: 1.58

One day a lawyer decides to go into the local bar for a drink or two. While the lawyer sits down with his drink, a blonde walks in. Thinking this is a perfect chance to make money; the lawyer invites the blonde over to come have a drink with him.   The lawyer says "How would you like to play a little game?"   The blonde says, "I don't know, I'm very tired"   The lawyer says "come on, it will be very fun."   The blonde says I still don't think I want to"   The lawyer eventually starts explaining the rules "This is how you play; first I ask you a question. If you don’t know what the answer is you pay me five bucks, vice versa."   "I don't know" says the blond.   "How about this” the lawyer goes on, “Instead of me giving you five bucks for not knowing the answer to your question, I'll give you fifty, deal?"   The blonde wearily says "Anything for a quiet life."  The lawyer asks the first question, "What's the circumference of the world?" The blonde, without even trying to think, hands the lawyer five bucks.   Then the blonde asks, "What goes up a hill with two legs and comes down with three?" The lawyer is stumped. While the blond doses off, the lawyer goes out of the bar to do research. He consults half-a-dozen encyclopedias, emails all of his friends, and searches the web, but still can't find the right answer. Admitting defeat, he hands over fifty dollars. Then he asks the blonde, "What was the answer?" the blonde quietly puts her hand in her purse, hands the lawyer five dollars, and falls asleep. 

Thanks to Cory Boris for this joke. 

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