Prince Charles died at the same moment as Dolly Parton. They both arrived at
the pearly gates to meet St. Peter. The saint first approached Dolly and said
"Miss Parton, why do you feel you are fit to come into heaven?" she
then opened her shirt and St. Peter said, "Ok! Come on in, we need more
St. Peter then came to Prince Charles and said, "Your majesty, why do
you feel you are fit to come into heaven?" He dropped his pants and gave
himself an enema. St. Peter said, "That gross, why did you do that?"
Prince Charles said, "Dosen't a royal flush beat a pair?"