One day a dad had just got home from a very stressfull day and wanted to relax. He walked passed his daughter and noticed how peacefull she looked playing in the garden. When all of a sudden she stopped and stared right at the ground. the dad went to see what was troubleing her and saw two spiders mating. "daddy whats that?" said the girl "thats a daddy long legs" said the dad the girl said "Then that must be a mommy long legs right" "no thats a daddy long legs also" The girl thought for a moment and stomped on the bugs and said "well it may happen in calafornia and massachusets but i dont want any of that crap in texas!"