Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm thirsty, " said the first. "I'm gonna go get myself a Coke." So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke.
"Ooh, that looks good, " said the second and got out of the boat. He walked across the water, got his Coke, and came back.
"You're right, " said the third. "I think I'll get one too." He steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock.
"Hey, " said the first clergyman to the second, "should we tell him where the rocks are?"
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