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Joke Home > Religious Jokes > AN AMERICAN,AFRICAN,MEXICAN

AN AMERICAN,AFRICAN,MEXICAN

Total Views: 15,540 Last Updated: 6/17/2003 Number Votes: 123 | Average: 1.08

THERE WAS AN ARMY WHO CAUGHT AN AMERICAN, AFRICAN AND A MEXICAN IN A WAR. THEY WERE P.O.W'S. WELL THE NEXT DAY THE GENERAL ASKED 4 THE SOLDIERS 2 BRING OUT THE AMERICAN.SO THEY DID. THEY PUT HIM IN A CHAIR INFRONT OF THE GENERAL. THEN THE GENERAL PUTS UP HIS INDEX FINGER UP AND THE AMERICAN WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SO THE GENERAL DOES THIS 2 MORE TIMES AND THE AMERICAN DOES NOTHING THE LAST TIME THE GENERAL SAID KILL HIM! SO THEY DID. NEXT HE ORDERED THE AFRICAN OUT AND THEY BROUGHT HIM OUT. THE GENERAL DOES THE SAME THING AND THE AFRICAN DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND THEN THE GENERAL HAD HIM KILLED. THEN HE ASKED 4 THE MEXICAN. THEY BROUGHT HIM OUT. THE GENERAL PUTS UP THE FINGER.  THE MEXICAN LOOKS AROUND AND SAYS TO HIM SELF WHAT THE FUCK. SO HE PUTS UP 2 FINGERS.  THEN THE GENERAL PUTS UP 3 FINGERS  THEN THE MEXICAN PUTS UP 4 FINGERS  THEN THE GENERAL PUTS UP 5 FINGERS  BUT THE MEXIACN PUTS UP HIS FIST  THEN THE GENERAL NODS AND TELLS HIS SOLDIERS TO TAKE HIM TO EAT.  THE SOLDIERS LOOK SURPRISED  THE MEXICAN GETS HAPPY AND EATS LIKE A STARVING DOG  THEN THE GENERAL STANDS UP AND TAPS A GLASS CUP 2 GET THE MEXICANS ATTENTION AND WHEN HE DOES HE LIFTS UP GRAPES THAT WERE ON THE TABLE  THEN THE MEXICAN LOOKS AROUND AND PICKS UP A PIECE OF BREAD  THE GENERAL NODS AND ASKS THE SOLDIERS 2 PICK HIM UP AND LET HIM GO   NOW THE SOLDIERS R VERY SUPRISED. SO THEY LET HIM GO. THEN THEY ASKED THE GENERAL Y HE LET HIM GO  GENERAL SAID THAT HE WAS A VERY RELIGIOUS GUY B/C WHEN THEY WERE OUTSIDE WITH THE FINGERS I SAID THAT THERE WAS 1 GOD BUT THEN HE SAID THERE WAS 2 GODS AND I SAID 3 GODS AND HE SAID 4 GODS AND THEN I SAID 5 GODS BUT THEN WITH THE FIST HE SAID YES BUT U SEE THERE IS ONLY ONE ALMIGHTY.  SO THEN THE SOLDIERS UNDERSTOOD. THEN THEY CHASED AFTER THE MEXICAN AND SAID Y DO U THINK OUR GENERAL LET U GO. THE MEXICAN SAID MAN U BETTER LOOK OUT I THINK UR GENERAL IS GAY. THE SOLDIERS QUESTIONED HIM Y?   HE SAID WELL AT THE BEGINING OUTSIDE HE SAID HE WANTED 2 PUT ONE FINGER UP MY ASS SO I SAID I WAS GOING 2 PUT UP 2 FINGERS UP HIS ASS AND HE SAID 3 UP MY ASS AND THEN I SAID 4 UP HIS AND HE SAID 5 AND THEN I GOT PISS AND SAID MY FIST.   THEN THE SOLDIERS UNDERSTOOD THEN THEY SAID WHAT ABOUT AT DINNER.   THE MEXICAN SAID MAN I WAS EATING COMFORTABLE WHEN UR GENERAL GOT UP AND LIFTED UP THE GRAPES AND I THOUGHT HE MENT HE WANTED MY BALLS SO I LOOKED AROUND AND PICKED UP THE BREAD SAYING I WANTED HIS BUNS(ASS)

Thanks to JAY PEGUERO for this joke. 

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