Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden he needed to go the
bathroom. He yelled out "Miss Jones I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now Johnny that is NOT the proper word to use in the
situation. The correct word you want is urinate. Please use the word urinate in a sentence
correctly and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit then says " You're an eight but if you had bigger
tits, you'd be a ten!"