once when johny was in class he asked "may I go to the bathroom?" so his teahcer asks "do you know ur alphabet?" so johny says "bdhgsabkjfdg." so his teacher says "go home until u know."so he goes home and asks his mom (who was on the phone) "mom wats the 1'st letter of the alphabet?" she said "shut up!" so then he goes to his dad (who was watching a football game) "dad wats the 2'nd letter of the alphabet?" his dad said "yes yes yes" so then he goes to the plumber who was singing his favorite song and asks "plumber wats the 3'rd letter of the alphabet?" he said "down in the toilet down in the toilet." so then he goes back to school and his teacher asks "do u know ur alphabet?" he sais shut up!she sais do u want to go to the principles office? he sais yes yes yes. she asks where do u live he sais down in the toilet down in tje toilet.