One day during a lesson on proper grammar the teacher asked for a show of hands for who
could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First she called on
little Suzie,who responded with "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she
looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully" he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher called on Little Johnny
"Last night at the dinner table my sister told my father that she was pregnant,
and he said Beautiful Fucking Beautiful."