Dirty Little Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any
attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how
many are left?" asks the teacher.
Johnny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise
is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like
the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an
ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking
on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Johnny, I
guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Johnny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I
like the way you're thinking!"