little johnny comes home from school and sees his parents fighting then the mom says "you bastard" then little johnny says mom whats a bastard? mom says it's a man. then the dad says you bitch so johnny says dad whats a bitch the dad says it's a woman. later that night the parents are having sex and the mom says you have big hairy balls johnny says mom whats big hairy balls, the mom says it's a hat. then the dad says you have big boobs so johnny says dad what does big boobs mean the dad says it means coats. the next day on thankgiving the dad was shaving his face and he said shit. johnny walked in and said whats shit? the dad said it's shaving cream. later johnny walked an the kitchen and his mom was stuffing the turkey she said "fuck" johnny said what does fuck mean mom said it meant stuffing. the bell rings and johnny answers the door and says hello bitches and bastards hang your big hairy balls and big boobs on the coat rack my dads in the bathroom putting shit on his face and my moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey.