Little Johnny was sitting at the top of his stairs with his cat one day eating
smarties. He would eat a smartie, bite the cat, and move down a stair.
His dad saw this and watched him do it a couple of more times.
The kid would eat a smartie, bite the cat, and move down a step.
He watched his son do this one more time and he finally had to ask him what he was
He said, "Son, you eat a smartie, bite the cat and move down a step. What are you
His son said, "I'm practicing to be a truck driver."
His father said, "What do you mean?"
Son said, "I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on."