Little Johnny was in sex ed one day and was told for homework they were to find out what a penis is. That afternoon Johnny gets home and asks his mother "what's a penis?" to which his mother replies "Go and ask your father" So off Johnny goes out to the shed to ask his father. Johnny asks his father what a penis is and his dad says "Follow me" so Johnny follows his dad into house and into the bathroom. His dad pulls down his fly flops it out and says "Now Johnny that is a penis". The next day on his way to school Little Johnny bumps into his little friend Mary. He goes to Mary "How did you go finding out what a penis is?" to which Mary replies "No good Johnny my parents are too strict and wouldn't tell me" so Johnny pipes up "Meet me behind the shed at recess and I will show you" Mary said "would you do that for me Johnny?" and Johnny replied "Mary for you I'd do anything". Anyway recess comes and Mary is waiting for Johnny behind the shed. A few minutes later Johnny arrives and little Mary goes "Show me what a penis is" Johnny like his dad unzips his pants and flops it and says to Mary "See that..that's a cock a few inches shorter and that's a penis".