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Joke Home > Little Johnny Jokes > Little Johnn'y frustration

Little Johnn'y frustration

Total Views: 19,200 Last Updated: 9/2/2004 Number Votes: 99 | Average: 2.04

One day in class all of the kids came in and sat down eagerly waiting for their lesson to start. The teacher started by seeing how well everyone knew their fruits.   She held up and apple and said, I am round, red, and very sweet, what am I? Little Johnny knew that this question was a no-brainer so he waved his hand high up in the air but the teacher picked on little Mary.   Little Mary answered in a stuttering voice and said, a-a ch-cherry?   The teacher said, no it's an apple but I like your thinking.   Next the teacher held up an orange and said, I am round, orange, and filled with juice, what am I?   Little Johnny definately knew the answer to this one so he once again waved his hand in the air but the teacher called on little susy instead.   Little susy, being unsure of herself, said, Grapefruit? The teacher said, no, it's an orange, but I like your thinking.   Little Johnny was starting to become really mad at this point so he walked up to the teachers desk. He put his hand in his pocket and said, Hey Teach. I'm looking around in my pocket and I'm feeling something round, thin, and has a head on it, what is it?   The teacher said, Johnny that's disgusting.   Little Johnny said, no it's a Quarter, but I like your thinking.

Thanks to Cory Boris for this joke. 

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