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Joke Home > Little Johnny Jokes > little johnny and the lepricon

little johnny and the lepricon

Total Views: 18,800 Last Updated: 2/21/2004 Number Votes: 75 | Average: 1.59

One day little Johnny was sitting in class and all of a sudden he had to go to the bathroom, so ha askes his teacher if he can be excused, and she lets him. When he gets there and hes getting ready to wipe, but relizes there is no more toilet paper left so he had to use his hand. When he got back to the the teacher asked, "Little Johnny, whats in your hand?" Little Johnny replies, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." This angered the teacher and she sent him to the principal's office. The principal asked "Little Johnny what's in your hand?" agin Little Johnny replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." this also angered the principal, so the principal called Little Johnny's mother. When his mother got there she asked him,"Little Johnny what's in your hand?" once agin he replied "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." this angered his mother so she took him home and she told him, "When your dad gets home your gunna have to tell him what's in your hand!" Later his father came home and asked, "Little Johnny what's in your hand?" once more he replied, "It's a little lepricon and if i open my hand he'll get scared and run away." " LITTLE JOHNNY OPEN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW!!!" so Little Johnny slowley opened his hand and said, "Look Dad you scared the shit out of him."

Thanks to Bailey Murphy for this joke. 

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