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Joke Home > Little Johnny Jokes > I'm the Mother Fucker!

I'm the Mother Fucker!

Total Views: 23,923 Last Updated: 11/12/2004 Number Votes: 113 | Average: 2.04

Once upon a time...there was a kid at school who didn't do his homework. The teacher looked at him and said, "Who do you think you are?" The kid replied, "I'm the mother fucker up the street and I'll kick your ass right up the street!" Shocked at this, the teacher sends him home with a note to his parents. The kid goes home and after his mother reads the note she asks him, "Who do you think you are?" Again he says, "I'm the mother fucker up the street and I'll kick your ass right up the street!" With that, the mother sends him outside to wait for his father to get home to deal with him. The kid gets mad and runs away across the street and gets hit by a car and dies instantly. He is now at the gates of heaven and God is looking through his records...not impressed, he looks at the boy and asks, "Who do you think you are?" The kid says, "I'm the mother fucker up the street and I'll kick your ass right up the street!" God banishes him to hell, where he meets Satan looking through his records. Satan looks up from the papers and asks, "Who do you think you are?" The kid replies AGAIN, "I'm the mother fucker up the street and I'll kick your ass right up the street!" Satan laughs and replies with, "Well, I'm the mother fucker from down below and I'll burn your ass from head to toe!"

Thanks to Sam Iforget for this joke. 

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