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Joke Home > Little Johnny Jokes > How Many Syllables

How Many Syllables

Total Views: 26,814 Last Updated: 10/13/2002 Number Votes: 143 | Average: 3.28

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable.

Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?

After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.

Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day

Does anyone know another word.

I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny.

Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.

Ok Mike, what is your word.

Saturday. says, Mike.

Great, that has three syllables.

Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....."

Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"

Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."

Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful"

No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables.

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