What do you call parachuting lawyers?
What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer?
Vampires only suck blood at night.
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?".
"Absolutely! What's the second question?"
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller; the other is a fish.
What do you do if you find four lawyers up to their neck in cement?
Get more cement!
How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.