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Joke Home > Other Jokes > A Pool Party

A Pool Party

Total Views: 10,854 Last Updated: 2/9/2006 Number Votes: 41 | Average: 0.76

Once there was a rich dude who owned a mansion, lots of cars, was an alchoholic, and smoked crack.He even had a huge pool which he filled with lots of alligators.    One day he was having a pool party and everyone got drunk and high. After a while the rich guy stood up on a table and made a speech.He said "Anyone who swims across my pool gets my house." No one jumped in. "Anyone who swims across my pool gets my house and my cars." No one jumped."Anyone who swims across my pool gets my house cars and crack"All of a sudden he hears a big splash and some guys starts swimming. in seconds the alligators are close to him and he starts wrestling them and he swims across.The rich dude then says, "When do you want my house" The guy says," I dont want your house." "When do you want my cars" "I dont want your cars." "When do you want my crack" "I dont want your crack." "Then what do you want." "THE BASTARD THAT PUSHED ME INTO THE FUCKING POOL!!!"

Thanks to Alex Aguilar for this joke. 

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