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Q: why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: they don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: it swells at night.
Q: why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: it takes too long to retrain them.
Q: why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to england?
A: she found out big ben is only a clock.
Q: why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license?
A: because she got an f in sex.
Q: why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: they keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: there's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: there's writing on the white-out.
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