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Q: what did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been Picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'no. But i've been swung around by the tits.' Q: what did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless vase? A: A "it's ok daddy, I'm not hurt." Q: what did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "oh look! Donut seeds!" Q: what did the blonde say when she was trying to impress the physicist? A: "why, i just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Q: what did the blonde think of the new computer? A: she didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV. Q: what did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date. A: if you're not in bed by 12, come home. Q: what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg. A: nothing - they've never met. Q: what did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? A: thanks for the refill. Q: what do a blonde and a good beer have in common? A: they both go down easy. Q: what do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A: all you have to do is scratch the box to win Q: what do a blonde and presdient gorbachev have in common? A: they both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. Q: what do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: you don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. Q: what do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. A2: you can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back. Q: what do a moped and a blond have in common? A: they're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. Q: what do blonde virgins eat? A: baby food. Q: what do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: they both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: what do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: they pull up their pants. Q: what do blondes do for foreplay? A: remove their underwear. Q: what do blondes do with their assholes in the morning? A: pack their lunch and send them to work. Q: what do blondes say after sex? A: thanks guys. A2: are you boys all in the same band? A3: do you guys all play for the same team A4: that'll be $5. Q: what do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: they both wriggle when you eat them. Q: what do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: they both have black roots. Q: what do UFOs and smart blondes have in common? A: you keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: what do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: air pockets. Q: what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: a wind tunnel. Q: what do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: a dope ring. Q: what do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: frosted flakes. Q: what do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: an air mattress. Q: what do you call a basement full of blondes? A: a whine cellar. Q: what do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: an air bag. Q: what do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? A: sweet fuck all... Q: what do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: a mental block. Q: what do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: a foursome. Q: what do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: branch manager. Q: what do you call a blonde in an institution of higher Learning? A: a visitor. Q: what do you call a blonde lesbian? A: a waste. Q: what do you call a blonde on a waterbed? A: cherry float Q: what do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: a brunette with bad breath. Q: what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: pregnant. Q: what do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: divorced. Q: what do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their Head? A: all you can eat, under a buck. Q: what do you call a blonde with a runny nose? A: full. Q: what do you call a blonde with e.s.p. and p.m.s.? A: a know-it-all bitch. Q: what do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: gifted! Q: what do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: divorced. Q: what do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: you don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms. Q: what do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: an interpreter. Q: what do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: an air bag. Q: what do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: a space invader. Q: what do you call a room full of blonde women with yeast infections? A: a whine and cheese party!
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